Here in Shangri La (which for the geography deficient is south of Bora Bora) the temperature is at a steady 85 degrees but we are lacking a breeze so please understand that I suffer alongside you.
I am tracking your fortunes on the satellite TV adjacent to the hot tub and this morning I saw a serious attack upon the credibility of C-Pride. Now, understand that we Welsh are a hardy breed, it is not a fine summer day without at least an hour of freezing rain and babies are, in the first week of their life, dunked in a refreshing ice bath to prepare them for the realities of life. Today, to my shame, I saw that while you (I am sorry, I meant to say "we") are closed, "Primrose Schools" are open. How can this be? How on Earth can schools that call their athletes "Primroses" be open when the mighty "Cougars" are huddled in their Snuggies? Please take this as notice that I expect our Football coaches to be on the road today staking out all Primrose Schools. If there are mighty warriors to be recruited I want to know about it!
On a more serious note, whether we are open tomorrow is still undecided but whether or not we are open PLEASE do not let unaccompanied teenage drivers out in these conditions. If we are open the rule will be "no student drivers" and if that means that they have to stay home an additional day so be it.
Yours frostily,
The Snow Grinch
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